Sometimes you will come across some really weird shit on Yahoo! Japan auctions. And when I say shit, I literally mean it.

Here is someone who was auctioning off a nice piece of turd.

No, it isn't real. It is handmade from leftover clay and includes stained toilet paper for realism.

Several years ago was this following "gem":

最近家族の会話が少なくなったなと思うあなた。
ひとり暮しで寂しさを紛らわせたいと思うあなた。
なにか趣味を見つけようと思っているあなた。
可愛い物、流行り物好きのあなた。
彼女、お子様へのプレゼントに。

期間限定！数量限定！２０匹！
早い者勝ちです！
希望者多数の場合は入札してくださった方の中から、入札額の上位２０名とさせていただきます。

現在キャンペーン中につき、飼育法をわかりやすく解説したビデオ（６０分）とポケモンフード３ヶ月分もご購入いただいた方全員にプレゼントいたします！

All Pikachus are captured to order from the Pikachu Forest to guarantee their health and quality. A great conversation piece, a companion for those living alone, or a great present. First come, first served and limited to only the first 20. If you purchase 3 months worth of Pikachu food, an hour long instructional video for raising your Pikachu will be included.

The ending bid for this turned out to be 99,000,002,805,760 円. That is $900+ million U.S. dollars take or give a few hundred thousand bucks. Obviously a joke auction with a bunch of invalid bids but I have to LOL if one of those were actually serious.