A 60-year old man who admitted to dumping a life-sized sex doll in an Izu forest was charged with a waste disposal law violation.
The man turned himself in to police on September 6 after hearing about the fuss which had both the police and media initially covering the discovery as a brutal murder.
He told the police he was unsure how to dispose of the 1.7 meter tall doll since he no longer needed (to hump) it so he wrapped it in a sleeping bag and dumped it in the forest on August 21. A couple jogging discovered it and called police on September 1. Investigators citing department policy did not open the sleeping bag and transported it back to headquarters for forensic experts who found out the sleeping bag contained a very realistic doll which had also been "well used".
Gotta hand it to this dude for having the balls (like Monar slapping his huge pair below) to turn himself in.
If that were me, I would have just kept my mouth shut.